Josh vs. Ben Roethlisberger

So, I have spent a large amount of time discussing the present situation of Pittsburgh Steelers QB, Ben Roethlisberger with other people. Ironically enough, many of those discussions have drifted from his stupidity to the topic of being an elite quarterback. I simply want to state that elite quarterbacks do not rape women. Nor do they continuously put themselves in positions to be accused of rape. Being that Roethlisberger is a prolific athlete and, for some reason or another, has the majority of his details hidden from the public, we will never truly know what transpired between him and those women.

That being said, it doesn't fucking matter what happened. The simple fact remains that NONE of it should have happened. What moron keeps placing themselves in situations (those situations being women) such that it makes it almost too easy to cry rape? You'd think that he would have learned from the first girl who cried rape. Turns out she confessed to someone that she fucked him consensually but, at the same time, was hoping for "little Roethlisbergers." Then this broad wants to travel from from Nevada to Pittsburgh for a Steelers game hoping to "run into" Roethlisberger.

Let's milk this, shall we. Scenario A: Big Ben rapes the girl and somehow escapes justice. Scenario B: Big Ben fucks her, it turns out she's bat shit crazy, wants his kids, and is willing to travel from NV to PA hoping to "accidentally run into" him. Any which way you hack it the situation is a huge mess. He either did something reprehensible or did someone delusional.

Fast forward a little more than a year. Big Ben finds himself staring down the barrel of the rape gun once more. This time with a 20 year old girl from the club. The story goes that Big Ben, reportedly, got her drunk and then raped her in a bathroom. Once again, Roethlisberger escaped criminal prosecution as the police were unable to substantiate any claims. Let's examine this as well. Scenario A: Big Ben gets a girl drunk and rapes her in the bathroom. Scenario B: Big Ben gets the girl drunk, fucks her in the bathroom, she later regrets it, and cries rape. Either way, once again, he either stuck his penis in an unwilling participant or he stuck his penis in something crazy.

There's a moral to this story, Big Ben. Should you ever read this I have three pieces of advice for you; Quit fucking crazy women, quit raping women, and, most importantly, QUIT FUCKING PERIOD. Play football, that's what you get paid to do. Your penis has written his congressman. He's requested that you stop abusing him. You have a once in a lifetime job, Big Ben. There's plenty of time to develop a career as a serial rapist or sex addict once you're relegated to the analysts desk. That is all.